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A real-ish AI labEst. before the funding round

The AI lab that accidentally published its business plan.

OpenishAI is a public-benefit AI company making capable models in public, with the receipts attached and the investor update accidentally CC’d.

Openish-0.1 / live-ish Training in public
0.1
small enough to understand
8B parameters
Nothing to hide
except the latency
Live from the transparency departmentWeights outReceipts attachedNo tasteful fog machines
Our public position

We believe the future should come with a changelog.

The industry has perfected the soft-focus launch film. We are trying something radical: saying what we built, how we built it, and which part we are still figuring out.

01

The weights are public.

Download them. Fine-tune them. Discover that our benchmark score was rounded up in a meeting.

02

The data has footnotes.

Every source, filter, and questionable PDF gets a line in the manifest. We even label the vibes.

03

The roadmap has feelings.

When a launch slips, the changelog says “we were wrong” instead of “we are thoughtfully iterating.”

The model, in public

Small enough to inspect. Weird enough to remember.

Openish-0.1 is our first general-purpose model. It writes code, summarizes meetings, and has a suspiciously nuanced view on oat milk.

8B
parameters
42GB
download
openish playground
ready
Choose a prompt
youExplain OpenishAI in one sentence.
aiPress run. It is not a trap.
Apache 2.0 licensed No gated waitlist Eval suite included
Read the model card
Subject to change in public

The roadmap has no offsite.

A living document, updated when we learn something or when a founder says “quick question” in Slack.

Bring your best prompt injection. Please be gentle with the interns.

The awkward investor update

Receipts, not vibes.

A complete public record of what we shipped, what it cost, and which metric we quietly removed from the deck.

Get the monthly ledger
public / ledgerv. 06.11
Training data manifest
1,204 sources · 18 questionable PDFs
published06.11.24
Safety evaluation suite
Public red-team set · 3,800 prompts
published05.28.24
Series A investor letter
Revenue: spiritually positive
published05.03.24
Compute emissions report
A little embarrassing, actually
in review04.19.24
Showing all, regrettablyArchive
Come for the weights

Stay for the footnotes.

A monthly note from the lab. New releases, clean receipts, and one paragraph that should have stayed in the draft.

No growth hacks. No daily digest. No “quick sync?”

openishai

An imaginary AI lab for a more legible future. Built as a parody. The values are real-ish.

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